how's it going to end?
When the shit goes down and there's no one left around to get your back
You'll crack
You'll smile and agree with everything they say
They'll try to tell you that it's all okay
But it's not and you're shot and you're bleeding pretty bad
And you can't stop thinking about the things you never had
Like a wife and a kid and the things you never did
You're running around you're living a life that's empty in the end, my friend
No, you'll take back all you've said
Oh, when the regrets fill your head
Trust me I've been there before
I would not wish it upon my greatest enemy
What irony
Once friends, but I find: you'll have to learn this lesson on your own
So I waited by the phone but that phone never rang
And I sang so loud so I wouldn't hear the bang
When the bang never came
And I never got the call: Fuck it! Thank you! I love you all!
Some are going to say that we're doomed to repeat all our past mistakes
Great
But that's not me
And even if it was I would always disagree
Because in the end I always get the better of me
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
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cosmo tip #658
make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
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My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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Hey girl, let’s adopt 10 cats and live in an oceanfront home happily every after.
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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0029.) I’m afraid of being a failure and not being loved.
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WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
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