June 2012
61 posts
May 2012
100 posts
suck it school!!!!!!
3.7 GPA i’ve never done this well in school before
only one B+ and the rest were A’s or A-’s :)
pinkfaerie:
mandatory-abortion:
onthevelvetunderground:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
I’d love the pet-name Cthulu.
I’d appreciate being called ‘Sweet Devil Prince in the Pale...
New Rocks
Granite
Tufa
Sulfur
Chalcopyrite var. peacock ore
More amazonite
Snowflake obsidian
Lepidolite
Travertine
I need a bigger rock box :)
Did you know?
did-yuo-kno:
Tacos were originally invented by Mexican lesbians as a way to take out their sexual frustration while oppressed by the chalupa regime.
Can't sleep
Curse my summer sleep schedule
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
Anonymous asked: your cute just thought I would let you know :)
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
too angry to sleep
any suggestions on how to calm down and get some sleep?
You know you're a future geologist when...
You are more excited about an upcoming trip to a rhyolite dome next week than being done with school
