June 2012
61 posts
le-petit-stalker:
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me:
Me: Jake from State Farm.
ruinedchildhood:
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
dad: masturbation will make you go blind
me: i'm over here dad
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
So apparently
There is a live action movie of the fairly oddparents and I had no idea it existed…. I don’t like growing up sometimes
UV light
Apparently some of my minerals can be florescent in UV light so I bought a new flashlight. Super excited
reblog if you dont have a bra on
cosmo tip #270
expertcosmotips:
remind him of his loving father by leaving and never coming back
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
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New blog idea
Kinda thinking about creating a mineral type blog…..
