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sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

(Source: bratcore, via stunnerstatus)

no-not-that-guy:

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better



I think people are missing the whole “7 ate 9” joke.

no-not-that-guy:

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

I think people are missing the whole “7 ate 9” joke.

(Source: tatermo)

(Source: 90s90s90s, via ruinedchildhood)

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

(via neatlypumpair)

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

(via captainblucifer)

payeehay:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

yes exactly

(Source: bustedbitmap, via captainblucifer)

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me